Staying alone isn’t a bad thing; it’s an opportunity to be completely yourself.
LOL stands for “laugh out loud,” but how many people truly do when they type LOL? You’re more inclined to write down “hahaha” if you’re truly laughing, right?
Is there ever a longer 20 seconds than riding in an elevator with a complete stranger? No way, no how. That’s why, when we hear someone approaching, we all strive to press the “shut door” button as quickly as possible. (And if you don’t do this, you get a high-five.) Because it’s awkward to smile uncomfortably at a stranger before heading into the workplace if you haven’t had your coffee yet.
Who created the first pair of underwear? Sure, it’s good for hygiene and protection, but it’s a pain to wear, especially when it rides up in your you-know-where. Sorry, fellas, but women have it much worse in this department. (Though we understand your aversion to riding up in boxers; that doesn’t sound like fun!) If you’re dressed to impress while performing this, you’ll get bonus points!
Let’s face it: There’s something about tummy rolls (we all have them!) that makes us believe they’re alive. It could be before you undress to take a shower, or it could be when you’re getting dressed. The crease, on the other hand, begs you to use your hands to conduct a phony conversation with…yourself. As well as your skin. There’s nothing strange about that.
Ladies, you know the drill: If you know you’re only going to wear an outfit that shows your legs below the knee, why go to the trouble of shaving your entire leg? Ain’t nobody have time for that, as we all know.
Yekaterina Ragozina created the artwork for Bright Side.
