When you are an ancient universal evil, and they make you dance…
A young cook was baking a doll’s head.
“Kids can be so creepy. When asked about it, my 6-year old niece told me they were trying to bring Mommy back to life.”
“My son got to meet Darth Vader. And when the Dark Lord of the Sith told him, ‘Join me, and I will complete your training.’ He reached out and held Vader’s hand! Should I be impressed, or concerned?”