There are girls who prefer a highlighter swatch to Cheetos crumbs on their hands, a shoelace instead of a costly choker and jammies to a designer outfit— they just don’t match all those expectations about what a girl should be doing and what she should look like. And this is what we do!
1. Someone else gets their nails done, I get Bugles fingers!
2. Chilling by the pool can look different.
3. No makeup can replace the taste of spicy Cheetos crumbs on your fingers!
4. There are 2 types of girls on Halloween.
5. No time to stop for a selfie.
6. Normal girl’s choker vs A Nike shoelace
7. When you’re asked to send a pic:
8. When you ask for a highlighter:
9. Between comfort and other people’s opinions, I choose comfort.
10. Hunger is more important than a good photo!
11. Don’t want to be a basic girl? Buy chicken leg stockings!
12. Sometimes I look presentable, but 90% of the time I resemble a dumpling with eyelashes.
13. When you couldn’t decide which mood you were in today:
14. Turns out there are several types of dog filters!
15. It actually takes courage to not hide your true hungry self!