Your dream dress would fail you the day you plan to go out and carry your A-game. Your shoes break, and your perfectly manicured nails get caught and break somewhere. Your hair is going to have more oil in it than Venezuela and menstrual cramps are going to pop in from nowhere. Such is the life of a child.
1. Going out on a date? Surprise!
2. I wrote a book called The Art of Perfecting Winged Eyeliner (After 1,075 Attempts).
3. This is more painful than seeing your ex with a new partner.
4. When you’ve been sitting for hours on your pe___d, how do you think your pants look?
5. Clothing companies, for some reason, despise giving us pockets.
6. Admit it, all the money you spent on buying the br*s and pads.
7. It’s almost as if the person on your ID card and you are two separate people.
8 In public, she forgets about her make-up and rubs her eyesβ¦
9. Expectations vs reality
10. It takes a lot of effort to be Instagram-perfect.
When you accidentally smack your eye with the mascara wand while applying make-up.
The humiliation is palpable.
Every girl knows the struggle of these getting stuck in your hair π pic.twitter.com/m3QBwERoMl
β πΊπππππ π½πππππ’ (@KristaKaylynn) August 10, 2015
13. Seriously, we deserve better lipsticks.
How are peopleβs lipstick stains on a coffee cup pretty and instagrammable? This looks so disgusting. You can see where I slurped some coffee off the other side of the lid too. pic.twitter.com/QihKoUbHfp
β Lydia Waybright (@LydiaWay_Bright) May 31, 2018
Illustrated by Natalia Okuneva-Rarakina
